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epicallyfunny:

WELL FUCK.




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buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post




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cetaceas:

*hears child crying* *takes birth control*




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kyra-lord-of-dystopia:

poorhornycat:

professor-sweetpea:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

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better

Okay good i didn’t want to reblog this without the racoon one


the raccoon one tho




Sep,18th
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I can feel my confidence and self esteem dwindling away

#bah 



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tsunamiwavesurfing:

i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle




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graceespooks:

OH MY GOD




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meme-meme:

lines matter




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cubebreaker:

Though trained as a graphic designer and illustrator, paper artist Yulia Brodskaya now draws with paper rather than on it.




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blessongeorge:

aw man. ok, u guys hide and i’ll count to 30




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